my dad and caroline went to a steve miller band concert together tonight in atlanta. he got really drunk and made her dance with him, as usual, but as they were pulling out of the parking lot he wouldn't tell her how to use the windsheild wipers in his car because he was too busy singing to her and she had to spend several minutes figuring it out on her own (how hard could it be? well, that was her story.) haha, that's a new one. at least he didn't lose his shoes this time. ahem. i'm pretty jealous, but i have a date with grammy tomorrow at The Outback and i think things are getting pretty serious between us.

it was kimi's birthday today and i thought it would be pretty funny to give her "bounce" and "crossroads" tapes with high priced stickers on them before i gave her the real present, but she just said, "yeah, i haven't gotten to the mary kate and ashley you gave me for christmas yet..." i think i'm losing my touch.

i've gotta go find out what that hurricane fucked up before i pass out.

buy me spa treatment.

spend the nights are the best. you get all the juice.

and uhhh

i saw the 40 year old virgin with grammy. it wasn't as cool as i thought it would be. it wasn't as uncomfortable because she's my grandmother and every sentence in that movie is directly related to sex, the movie was uncomfortable because it was way too long and those seats suck. and they talked about doing it in the butt a lot.

i'm going to play dungeons and dragons tonight. more later on THAT.

the OC 2nd season is out and i'm renting it till i've watched all 1048 minutes of it.

mark tried to teach me how to "talk black" yesterday at work while we were sneaking a peak at beauty shop. now i'm all about kickin' it in the 'hood. thanks mark!

i'm amazed by all sorts of things. sometimes a rush comes over my body when i comprehend or start to comprehend a bit of things that i didn't see before. the amount of space in what we consider solid is astounding. space is so friggin' HUGE to begin with. life systems on earth are so complex and awesome. art... i mean, dang, i can't even tell you what it is, but it blows my mind how and why people speak to each other beyond conversation. but most of all, above everything else, i'm amazed at how seriously uncool i am.

i think that does it for now.

this is the ugliest blog ever. i'll fix you, baby, don't worry.

i have mixed feelings on having a new blog because, on one hand, i'd rather not share the blunders of my daily life with an audience that's free to comment, but on the other hand, mary leigh and holly can be pretty intimidating...


actually, the main reason that i'm doing this is because it's really freaking annoying to post annonymous comments all the time on mary leigh and bo's blogs AND we all knew i'd start doing another nerdy internet thing at some point so what the hell yeah whatev.

what's happenin' lately:
1. naughty norbie
2. school started and it's fun .but.going.to.kick.my.ass.
3. more things to make me wish i was a lesbian
4. jayson brought a movie over last night
5. my grandma keeps asking me to go see the 40 year old virgin with her
6. i have $10 till friday
7. kind of addicted to slash in love with talib kweli and errol morris
8. the jax museum of modern art is worth the trip, even without coffee and with getting lost
9. that damned glynn academy buliding burned down

i'm tired of listing and it's late. more later, slackjaws.